What do you Do??????

[mrflushy]

1) You just had your AA cracked on the river and lost a load of chips do you??

A) Say 'Well done'
B) Scream so that everyone in cardroom 2 miles down the road can hear how unlucky you are
C) Start sobbing like a school girl

2) You get knocked out of a tourney with someone calling your all in with 72o do you??

A) Well done and good luck
B) Slam your fist into the table and storm off
C) Start sobbing like a school girl

3) You bubble in a major online tournament do you??

A) Say Damn but there is always next time
B) Throw your laptop thru the livingroom window
C) Start sobbing like a school girl





Answers

if you answer mainly A's Well done your the perfect proffesional poker player
if you answer mainly B's Maybe poker not for you try CAGE FIGHTING
if you answer mainly C's BLOODY GROW UP

[mrflushy]

btw this is just for FUN

bet you can name several people, who would answer B's

[Spicy McHaggis]

I know some who would answer C's

[Scotty]

I'm mostly group A for live poker, but I like to swear at my computer when I'm playing online for some reason :p

[teamdobb]

loved the Geeks reply last night when guy calls his 1st hand at new table of a 7 X BB bet with :Ks::7s:

flops K high with 2 spades and it all goes in

AA v K7

obv rvr is :5s: and Geeks reply to guy is

YOU STUPID FKN DONK CALLING WITH THAT SHITE!!!!:p

[Scotty]

Haha, I heard about that from the other side of the casino ;)

[mrflushy]

i take it the geek was on the bulmers again!!!!

classic

[spoona999]

wheres the answer of headbutt the laptop, fly to america and smash it over howard lederers smug face?

[teamdobb]

Haha, I heard about that from the other side of the casino ;)

yea he got the big "TANG" go:)

[Stevie Sensation]

Pads has advised that this thread is not right for 'Hand Discussion/Advice' and would like to make Mr Flushy aware that he is very angry and to watch out.

[omahaha]

yuo gotta say niice hand and look up and slightly to the right when someone beats you

[larfingravy]

Live it always has to be an A.

Online do wtf you like:mad:

[Scotty]

yuo gotta say niice hand and look up and slightly to the right when someone beats you

Durrrr style :D

[Mark Trett]

When you get you AA cracked moan to a fellow decent player "I mean, c'mon, if only I had a little less than average luck i'd be on 30,000 by now". Walk around the card room telling different tables about your beat saying "I can't even tell you what happened to me, it'll make you sick"

When you get looked up with 72o shout out across the card room "Honey, honey, i'm all in".
After villian sucks out on you say to him "you moved in with a 7 and a 2, c'mon, i threw away all those hands just to make it look like you could move in on me, I mean, c'mon, the guys playing like he has a flight to catch, he can't even spell poker"

When you bubble on a huge online tourney call the other guy a "luckbox, donk" in the chatbox. Look him up on OPR and Sharkscope and take the piss out of his shitty stats. Write in the chat box "No wonder you can't make any money out of this game with calls like that".

[Irishimi]

wheres the answer of headbutt the laptop, fly to america and smash it over howard lederers smug face?

amazing

[GazWalker]

amazing

Weeeee :D

Nice to have you back mate :)

[buzz]

when you get you aa cracked moan to a fellow decent player "i mean, c'mon, if only i had a little less than average luck i'd be on 30,000 by now". Walk around the card room telling different tables about your beat saying "i can't even tell you what happened to me, it'll make you sick"

when you get looked up with 72o shout out across the card room "honey, honey, i'm all in".
After villian sucks out on you say to him "you moved in with a 7 and a 2, c'mon, i threw away all those hands just to make it look like you could move in on me, i mean, c'mon, the guys playing like he has a flight to catch, he can't even spell poker"

when you bubble on a huge online tourney call the other guy a "luckbox, donk" in the chatbox. Look him up on opr and sharkscope and take the piss out of his shitty stats. Write in the chat box "no wonder you can't make any money out of this game with calls like that".

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