Newcastle Poker Forum - General Poker Discussion http://www.newcastlepoker.com/forum Discuss games available in Newcastle or anything poker. William Hill Poker - £400 Bonus en Fri, 30 Jul 2010 13:50:07 GMT vBulletin 60 http://www.newcastlepoker.com/forum/images/visionsblue/misc/rss.jpg Newcastle Poker Forum - General Poker Discussion http://www.newcastlepoker.com/forum two little boys. helumth and matusow http://www.newcastlepoker.com/forum/showthread.php?t=10054&goto=newpost Fri, 30 Jul 2010 10:44:38 GMT Two little boys had two little cards
Each had a seven duce
Gaily they raised each other's play
gamblers both play loose


One little chap then bet half is stack
Check raised his friend all-in
Wept for his chips then squeezed his lips
As his young playmate grinned

Did you think I would leave you bankrupt
When there's room on my roll for two
top up here Phil you are rebuying
I can cash just as fast for two


When we grow up we'll be high rollers
And our bankrolls will be so high
And I wonder if you'll remember
The time you had to rebuy


Long years had passed, cash games were fast
Bravely they sat and played
Helmuth roared loud, and in the mad crowd
Won every pot he raised

Up goes a shout, the mouth busted out
Out on the river too
Curses his luck, and screams like fuck
Then came a voice he knew


Did you think I would leave you bankrupt
When there's room on my roll for two
Top up here Mike you are rebuying
I can cash just as fast for two


Did you say Phil you liked a gamble
Perhaps that is poker's joys
But I think it's that I remember
When we were two little boys


(sing slowly till end)


Did you think I would leave you bankrupt
When there's room on my roll for two
top up here Mike you are rebuying
don't bluff with seven two


Did you say Phil you liked a gamble
Perhaps that is poker's joys
But I think it's that I remember
When we were two little boys ]]> General Poker Discussion toilet-flush http://www.newcastlepoker.com/forum/showthread.php?t=10054 Birthday http://www.newcastlepoker.com/forum/showthread.php?t=10052&goto=newpost Fri, 30 Jul 2010 01:58:52 GMT Playing cash at the G. I tell the table I'm pissed cos it's my 40th birthday today. Table erupts. Mr chan is playing. He's only been banging on all night that it's his 50th. Me and channy share a birthday. A decade apart our mothers were both making a mess of the world. Soooooo funny. Happy birthday channy.
Posted via Mobile Device ]]> General Poker Discussion sean mcguigan http://www.newcastlepoker.com/forum/showthread.php?t=10052 WSOP 2010 Coverage... http://www.newcastlepoker.com/forum/showthread.php?t=10046&goto=newpost Thu, 29 Jul 2010 11:50:15 GMT It's started, weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :)

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http://pokertube.com/free-poker-vide...ampionship_4_4 ]]> General Poker Discussion GazWalker http://www.newcastlepoker.com/forum/showthread.php?t=10046 FYA we have a bad beat thread! http://www.newcastlepoker.com/forum/showthread.php?t=10043&goto=newpost Wed, 28 Jul 2010 23:56:09 GMT lol that is all. lol that is all. ]]> General Poker Discussion BrickontheRiver http://www.newcastlepoker.com/forum/showthread.php?t=10043 fya whinging!! http://www.newcastlepoker.com/forum/showthread.php?t=10042&goto=newpost Wed, 28 Jul 2010 23:36:21 GMT PokerStars Game #47407062676: Tournament #323010513, $3.00+$0.30 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XXVIII (15000/30000) - 2010/07/28 19:33:38 ET
Table '323010513 319' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: iRiverU1 (732048 in chips)
Seat 2: BBéé (3985827 in chips)
Seat 3: luckpalmesel (871479 in chips)
Seat 4: dak-mit (1118127 in chips)
Seat 5: talnet (520007 in chips)
Seat 6: I KaLL YOU (899918 in chips)
Seat 7: k0rt (1340984 in chips)
iRiverU1: posts the ante 3000
BBéé: posts the ante 3000
luckpalmesel: posts the ante 3000
dak-mit: posts the ante 3000
talnet: posts the ante 3000
I KaLL YOU: posts the ante 3000
k0rt: posts the ante 3000
k0rt: posts small blind 15000
iRiverU1: posts big blind 30000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to iRiverU1 [9d 9c]
BBéé said, "donk"
BBéé: folds
kalmuka is connected
luckpalmesel said, "nice run"
luckpalmesel: folds
BBéé said, ":D"
dak-mit: folds
talnet: folds
I KaLL YOU: raises 866918 to 896918 and is all-in
k0rt: folds
iRiverU1: calls 699048 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (167870) returned to I KaLL YOU
*** FLOP *** [3d 7c Th]
*** TURN *** [3d 7c Th] [Qd]
*** RIVER *** [3d 7c Th Qd] [6h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
iRiverU1: shows [9d 9c] (a pair of Nines)
I KaLL YOU: shows [5d 4d] (a straight, Three to Seven)
I KaLL YOU collected 1494096 from pot
iRiverU1 finished the tournament in 56th place and received $108.41.
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1494096 | Rake 0
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f=ghoard [3d 7c Th Qd 6h]
Seat 1: iRiverU1 (big blind) showed [9d 9c] and lost with a pair of Nines
Seat 2: BBéé folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: luckpalmesel folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: dak-mit folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: talnet folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: I KaLL YOU (button) showed [5d 4d] and won (1494096) with a straight, Three to Seven
Seat 7: k0rt (small blind) folded before Flop



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PokerStars Game #47402855158: Tournament #323010573, $50+$5 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XI (400/800) - 2010/07/28 22:53:46 WET [2010/07/28 17:53:46 ET]
Table '323010573 118' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: mag1892 (11823 in chips)
Seat 2: FULL_3TILT (39885 in chips)
Seat 3: alex051reg (7422 in chips) out of hand (moved from another table into small blind)
Seat 4: niggobert99 (32536 in chips)
Seat 5: Michi010269 (18589 in chips)
Seat 6: Sprout75 (15988 in chips)
Seat 7: 1oftheelite (7745 in chips)
Seat 8: fogsplitter (18408 in chips)
Seat 9: lookoutdudes (49154 in chips)
mag1892: posts the ante 75
FULL_3TILT: posts the ante 75
niggobert99: posts the ante 75
Michi010269: posts the ante 75
Sprout75: posts the ante 75
1oftheelite: posts the ante 75
fogsplitter: posts the ante 75
lookoutdudes: posts the ante 75
niggobert99: posts small blind 400
Michi010269: posts big blind 800
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mag1892 [Kc Kh]
Sprout75: folds
1oftheelite: folds
fogsplitter: folds
lookoutdudes: raises 800 to 1600
mag1892: calls 1600
FULL_3TILT: folds
niggobert99: folds
Michi010269: folds
*** FLOP *** [6d 8d 7c]
lookoutdudes: bets 2400
mag1892: raises 7748 to 10148 and is all-in
lookoutdudes: calls 7748
*** TURN *** [6d 8d 7c] [Td]
*** RIVER *** [6d 8d 7c Td] [4c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
lookoutdudes: shows [7h 7d] (three of a kind, Sevens)
mag1892: shows [Kc Kh] (a pair of Kings)
lookoutdudes collected 25296 from pot
mag1892 finished the tournament in 311th place
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 25296 | Rake 0
Board [6d 8d 7c Td 4c]
Seat 1: mag1892 showed [Kc Kh] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 2: FULL_3TILT (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: niggobert99 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: Michi010269 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Sprout75 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: 1oftheelite folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: fogsplitter folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: lookoutdudes showed [7h 7d] and won (25296) with three of a kind, Sevens ]]> General Poker Discussion mag1892 http://www.newcastlepoker.com/forum/showthread.php?t=10040 Top shark ratings question. http://www.newcastlepoker.com/forum/showthread.php?t=10038&goto=newpost Wed, 28 Jul 2010 20:35:38 GMT Been fiddling away and looking at stats and opponents on top shark,,ive even spoke to a few of the members on here but still cant work out why my... Been fiddling away and looking at stats and opponents on top shark,,ive even spoke to a few of the members on here but still cant work out why my rating is way above a lo of players but ROI is smaller.


Apparently the grading goes from 2 to A and (A being the highest) and then you have a star rating 1 to 5.

Ive screen shot my sng rating A4 showing only a ROI of +4%
Second screen shot is of some random on ipoker in mtts. A3 rating with +243% ROI.

Im stumped as to why,,this cant be right.
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]]> General Poker Discussion cowhead72 http://www.newcastlepoker.com/forum/showthread.php?t=10038 Cake Poker Security Issues http://www.newcastlepoker.com/forum/showthread.php?t=10032&goto=newpost Wed, 28 Jul 2010 11:58:41 GMT Just seen this, can't be good for them:

http://www.pokertableratings.com/blo...poker-network/ ]]> General Poker Discussion GazWalker http://www.newcastlepoker.com/forum/showthread.php?t=10032 Staking opportunity http://www.newcastlepoker.com/forum/showthread.php?t=10031&goto=newpost Wed, 28 Jul 2010 02:18:00 GMT Very reluctant to post this as its the same thing Rosco done and it didnt go to well unfortunately.:( Ive been thinking of the idea for months and... Very reluctant to post this as its the same thing Rosco done and it didnt go to well unfortunately.:(

Ive been thinking of the idea for months and have been studying the regulars before I commit to this and trying to master the 9man sng's, I been known to look into things abit too much but I wanna have a proper good go at this.

The games are the Step games on stars and in just 6 games you can bag yourself a major mtt package of just $7.

The total I am willing to put to this is $1100 which is around 150 games at step one and am selling 50% of my action and if its not sold I will just carry it on myself and update on my blog ect. I can understand that this might not get alot of backing but Im confident in my abillity, am working very hard on getting notes on players and sharpening my middle game so I can maximise the amount of tickets.

If anyone is interested in staking me for this $550 Im selling. Im selling blocks of 2.5% for only $14 and 5% for only $28 and 10% for only $55.

Also there is one big thing Im offering my stakers you also get 50% of my winnings aswel so effectivley you get 2 for 1 here and your stake is doubled and merged into one. I feel that If there are stakers on here willing to pay up I want to pay in your favour not because I dont think you will recieve anything but because Im a generous lad and all I wanna dee is play and win.

I will not be multitabling as this decreases your winrate but can promise to be finished by Dec 31st. Also I will NOT be playing the millions I will be playing for top prize in the very last step and if successfull will take a major mtt up in which all staking will remain the same in %. But if a package is achieved I will use any other tickets to play online majors.

Im aware of how difficult this is and will do everthing I can to beat these games, I will update by pm's only.

I reckon I can be trusted on here now least I hope so and the date Iam setting to start will be September 1st, just too much going in my life atm and need more time to study the games.

cheers:) ]]> General Poker Discussion Machine http://www.newcastlepoker.com/forum/showthread.php?t=10031 Post here if youve seen Sensation get it in behind? http://www.newcastlepoker.com/forum/showthread.php?t=10021&goto=newpost Mon, 26 Jul 2010 16:15:37 GMT As the title says ( in a poker sense please for you bum chums out there ) in that HAVE YOU SEEN THE SENSATIONAL STEVIE GIBTARDO EVER GET IT IN... As the title says ( in a poker sense please for you bum chums out there ) in that HAVE YOU SEEN THE SENSATIONAL STEVIE GIBTARDO EVER GET IT IN BEHIND?

any type of detail will be acceptable but detailed ones will be better ]]> General Poker Discussion teamdobb http://www.newcastlepoker.com/forum/showthread.php?t=10021 The best hand I ever played... http://www.newcastlepoker.com/forum/showthread.php?t=10020&goto=newpost Mon, 26 Jul 2010 16:02:19 GMT Seeing Sensations thread on the all in pre with 56 suited made me think, its probably about as good as I've seen him play a hand.

What do you think is the best hand YOU have ever played?

Give a decent hand history and the reason why it was your best...

:popcorn: ]]> General Poker Discussion Mullet http://www.newcastlepoker.com/forum/showthread.php?t=10020 That time of month again http://www.newcastlepoker.com/forum/showthread.php?t=10016&goto=newpost Mon, 26 Jul 2010 10:06:56 GMT Gala Leeds The next monthly £2000 added tournament will take place on Saturday 31st July. 5 pm start 5000 point stack 25 minute clock ... Gala Leeds


The next monthly £2000 added tournament will take place on Saturday 31st July. 5 pm start

5000 point stack

25 minute clock

Blinds start 25-50

£30 + £5 reg fee. One re-buy allowed

There will be 230 seats available, but please book in advance at cash desk to be sure of a seat. The prize money on this tournament is always in excess of £10,000

Alternates will be taken for the first three levels.

Best Value Tourney in the North. ]]> General Poker Discussion Apokerlypse http://www.newcastlepoker.com/forum/showthread.php?t=10016 Variance or retards. Spackas from circus. http://www.newcastlepoker.com/forum/showthread.php?t=10014&goto=newpost Sun, 25 Jul 2010 23:33:48 GMT How am I supposed to win when the worst player at the table gets his stack in somehow with jacks vs my queens for huge chipleader pot with 20 left.... How am I supposed to win when the worst player at the table gets his stack in somehow with jacks vs my queens for huge chipleader pot with 20 left. Jack on flop. He jumps up slamming the table, horrific fucking retard.
Posted via Mobile Device ]]> General Poker Discussion Stevie Sensation http://www.newcastlepoker.com/forum/showthread.php?t=10014 Help Needed RE: FTP and HEM. http://www.newcastlepoker.com/forum/showthread.php?t=10013&goto=newpost Sun, 25 Jul 2010 23:17:05 GMT Hi, i've just downloaded HEM and imported my hands form FTP and know I can't open FTP? Spolen to Carling and his is working fine so I was wondering if anyone could help me please.

TY in advance.

Fixed TY. ]]> General Poker Discussion GotTilt4 http://www.newcastlepoker.com/forum/showthread.php?t=10013 Any late night railers out there http://www.newcastlepoker.com/forum/showthread.php?t=10012&goto=newpost Sun, 25 Jul 2010 21:59:18 GMT Hi I am deep in a small tourney on Fulltilt. $3 buy in Tourney no 174235301. I am 2/12/624 159k in chips $458 up top. Hi I am deep in a small tourney on Fulltilt.

$3 buy in Tourney no 174235301.

I am 2/12/624

159k in chips

$458 up top.

:):):) ]]> General Poker Discussion KENLOCK http://www.newcastlepoker.com/forum/showthread.php?t=10012